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trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

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yungterra:

laggylife:

jesus fucking christ

give me them titddies momther

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popculturebrain:

There’s an actual Krusty Krab being built in Palestine | BuzzFeed

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lychgate:

harrypotterfreak333:

When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…

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AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING

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(via gigglingbean)

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coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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(via k999)

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saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

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(Source: saddestblogger, via k999)

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nicedildo:

when a book introduces a hot new character but they die like 2 pages later

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(via andwishuponastar)

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apollollo:

send this to your crush

apollollo:

send this to your crush

(Source: dracch, via aliceelaa)

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